I don’t give a shit!!

Posted: May 25, 2011 in Uncategorized

Hey y’all. Ricky Ray Stevens here. Just wanted to let you know that I don’t give a shit about dick! I don’t give a shit about politics, I don’t give a shit about fashion, I don’t give a shit about pop culture, and I don’t give a shit about showering!
I guess what I’m saying is is that if you spend your life giving a shit about shit, that shit’s gonna turn right around and take a shit on your face. And there’s nothing worse than shit on your face! Believe that!!
There was a time when I gave a shit. I gave my all to that goddamned thumbtack factory but they fired me anyway. I gave fifteen years of my life doing what I thought was important work! But they fired me anyway on account of I caused to many injuries. So when they escorted me out that building, I had a new philosophy. NOT GIVIN’ A SHIT ABOUT SHIT!!
I know what your thinking. “Man, Ricky Ray! You sure are angry!”
I ain’t angry. I’m drunk!

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